We’ve taken our members’ love affair with attention-enhancing beverages to a whole new level!
For over a decade, EzineArticles Expert Authors have extolled the virtues of coffee, tea and other “high-octane” beverages for their ability to significantly enhance the creativity and productivity of those who partake. This passion for caffeine soon became such an iconic representation of the article writing and marketing subculture that several years ago we felt compelled to add mugs and coffee to our lineup of promotional items.
Before long, our mugs, and the beverages they held, became a recognized symbol of achievement for thousands of Expert Authors around the world. Eventually, this highly-caffeinated undercurrent became so pervasive that it flowed right into the very look and feel of the entire EzineArticles experience on our Facebook Fan Page, our Twitter Profile Page, our YouTube Channel and even in this Blog!
So it should come as no surprise that we’re taking the next logical step into the realm of productivity-enhancing refreshment. Introducing: Author’s Brew.
Formulated for the unique demands of article writers and marketers, the Author’s Brew line of highly-caffeinated beverages promises to help prevent and eliminate many common productivity killers like:
- Writer’s Block …
- Afternoon Slump …
- Motivation Deficit …
- Garden Variety Laziness …
- Early Morning Hard Starts …
- and an Overall Lack of Ideas!
Enhanced with pure Peruvian coffee extract and concentrated Ginseng, Author’s Brew is guaranteed to help you write and submit more high-quality, original articles than ever before. One 8-ounce serving has the same motivational power as an entire pot of French Roast coffee … without all the time-consuming bodily side-effects of drinking such large quantities of fluid. Plus it tastes GREAT!
Remember: More Author’s Brew = More High-Quality Articles = More Laser-Targeted Traffic = More Conversions … not to mention increased credibility and exposure for you!
Whether you prefer coffee, tea or chilled energy drinks, Author’s Brew has the right beverage for you!
Watch this blog tomorrow for more information on how you can have Author’s Brew delivered right to your home. In the meantime, grab a mug of whatever you have on-hand and take a good, long sip. Smile when you realize that it’s the last time you’ll be drinking an inferior attention-enhancing beverage. Then get back to writing and submitting another set of high-quality, original articles.
And leave a comment – we’d love to hear your thoughts on Author’s Brew.
Okay, time to come clean … April Fool! =D
As a many of you surmised, Author’s Brew is nothing more than a product of some over-caffeinated imaginations. However, in an ironic twist of fate, we’ve realized that there’s a lot of potential in the Author’s Brew idea (especially the coffee). So we’ve already begun working with our coffee vendor to produce a custom, high-octane blend of coffees packaged under our own label. We intend to call it … Author’s Brew (of course).
Watch this Blog and our Twitter stream for more details soon.
NOTE: Updated April 2, 2010 at 8:45 am