Look no further than the Potpourri Article Template package featuring these 15 article ideas.
Why these article templates? Not only do they make writing easier by giving you the structure and a paragraph-by-paragraph walk through, they also give you that spark of inspiration to tap into your innermost thoughts in order to share them with your readers.
And I should mention, as Article Templates go, these are truly special – you’ll see!
The Potpourri Article Template Package
Find Inspiration in the Trash Article Template
You know the saying: One man’s junk is another man’s treasure! Give your readers step-by-step instructions on how they can check the trash for those great treasures.
Procrastinate Now Article Template
Procrastination is a great motivator, but some of us just don’t know how to truly tap into it. Show your readers how they too can achieve absolutely nothing by creating a plan that’s always … for tomorrow.
The End of the World Article Template
There’s nothing more inconvenient than the end of the world. Help your readers prepare for the worst by discussing how they should prepare their business for their inevitable absence and tying up all of those loose ends.
Get Help From Your Dog Article Template
Many dog owners wonder who’s the master and who’s the pet. Share how your readers can turn that relationship around by getting more out of the relationship with man’s best friend!
Be Productive In the Potty Article Template
Let’s face it – we all spend much more time in bathroom than is often necessary. Use this template to show readers how to start using their bathroom time more productively!
Why, Why, Why, Why Article Template
Forget Who, What, Where, When and How; it’s all about Why, Why, Why, Why. Stop giving readers the information they need with this template and let out all of that pent up Why rage.
Horse Around in the Break Room Article Template
Brilliant ideas can come from a nap or time in the break room. Provide your readers with a step-by-step outline to utilize these breaks to their advantage, regardless of the business.
Work in Your Underwear Article Template
Flying under the radar and sneaking up on customers can be an effective strategy, especially when you don’t even need to get dressed. Use this template to teach your readers how they can work comfortably in only their underwear (and without incident!).
Your Boss Needs an Attitude Adjustment Article Template
We’ve all had that boss who just doesn’t listen to you and never appreciates your work ethic. Take a note from Shakespeare and make your boss rue the day they messed with you with this article template to address this person head on.
How to Tell a Pointless Story Nobody Cares About Article Template
Boring your audience so utterly completely takes talent. Through step-by-step instructions, show your audience how they can easily ramble about nothing while putting their audience to sleep.
Hoarding Is Awesome Article Template
Haste makes waste! With trending television shows and even games, hoarding is the hot topic right now. Teach your readers to never EVER throw anything away again with this template as your guide.
Top 10 Things I Can’t Stand Article Template
Love to go on and on about the things that drive you nuts? Forget about positive motivation! Write about what you despise most – pet peeves, personality quizzes, change, Top 10 posts, etc. – to share your anger and frustration with readers.
Things You’re Told Not to Do, But Do Anyway Checklist Article Template
Rules? Don’t need ’em, don’t follow ’em! Show your readers how they can break rules to live life on the wild side using this checklist-styled template.
Revenge in 5 Steps Article Template
Been cheated on? Has your best friend wronged you? Have a co-worker that needs to be put in their place? Don’t get mad, get even! Help your readers get the last laugh by sharing how they can trap and draw their enemy in using your recommended 5 steps to get even.
Credibility? Who Needs It Article Template
Authority? Credibility? Too tough to maintain, am I right?! Give it all up by using this template to undermine your credibility and show your readers how they really could do better than your information.
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