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This post was updated May 11, 2010 at 3:50 pm

So Provide Your Funniest EzineArticles-Related Caption!you think you’re funny, huh? Well it’s time to prove it!

You’ve probably noticed that this cartoon has no caption. We need your help in coming up with the perfect one. Submit a funny EzineArticles-related caption via the “Comments” below or on our Facebook Fan Page. In one week we’ll pick the one that makes us laugh the hardest.

If yours is selected, you’ll not only receive the accolades and adulation of the EzineArticles community, you’ll also receive an EzineArticles cartoon mug with this cartoon (and your caption) on it! Plus, we might use your captioned cartoon in a future blog entry.

So take a well-deserved break, get your thinking cap on and submit your best EzineArticles-related caption(s). Maybe you’ll become the proud owner of an EzineArticles cartoon mug highlighting your unique sense of humor!

People love to laugh. So when you’re done sending us your caption, why not weave a little humor into your next set of original articles? Your readers will appreciate the breath of fresh air.

Winning Caption:
• “Honey, I swear that article on “How to Deal with a Nag” was purely fictional and based on what I’ve heard from other guys who have one of THOSE kind of wives … you do believe me, right Sweetie?” – Kathy Hauser

Honorable Mentions:
• “Sweetheart, I only write to help other people ‘Get Their Ex Back’ …” – Joyanna Winslow Deschaine
• “But Honey, I’m only two articles away from getting my mug!” – Rachael
• “But honey, you know that you can’t have four keyword anchor text with a 300 word article!” – Rachael

EzineArticles Team Favorite:
• “Wait – wait – if I hadn’t said I was Chris Knight you’d never have agreed to meet me!”– Isha

124 Comments »


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“OK. You’ll get the coffee mug when I’ve completed the EzineArticles challenge, and I’ll give you hundred kisses in one day…”

Fun challenge. :-)

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James Cerebe writes:

Honest hon, I didn’t know that video tape I used to tape the game on had our wedding ceremony on it.

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Budi Waluyo writes:

Wife: When I come back make sure everything is in order. And don’t forget to clear the dishes in the kitchen !
Husband: ???

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:03 AM

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kathy hauser writes:

Honey, I swear, that article on How to Deal with a Nag was purely fictional and based on what I’ve heard from other guys with those kind of wives….you do believe me, right sweetie?

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Seamus writes:

But honey, Chris Knight of EzineArticles.com said it was okay to write about this in a tutorial. I might even win a mug!

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Marie writes:

“You may be an ‘expert author’, but you’re a lousy liar.”

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:12 AM

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Dan Reinhold writes:

“But it’s true…I AM an expert on real Asian ships!!”

You can practice your humorous writing in a guest post on http://WAHumor.com :)

Dan

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:14 AM

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bestmommy writes:

Honey, I swear that article on How to Deal with a Nag was purely fictional and based on what I’ve heard from other guys who have one of THOSE type of wives….you do believe me, right dear? I love you…..

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:14 AM

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Hey woman, give me your front `cos I can`t kiss your back.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:24 AM

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Robert Britt writes:

I can’t help that my parakeets repurposed your article like that.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:25 AM

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Caption: What you heard me say is not what I meant!

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:26 AM

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“But honey I swear my article on ‘5-ways to stop a shopaholic’ was not about you!”

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John Sep writes:

“Honey, the only reason I’m in those chat rooms is to promote my articles!”

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Rachel writes:

“I’ve never been to that website before honey, I swear!”

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:32 AM

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Kim Wolterman writes:

“But honey, I only have 199 articles to go!”

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:34 AM

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Anthony Holmes writes:

But my latest Ezine article on the Frigid Region was about you

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:39 AM

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Anthony Holmes writes:

correction – But my latest Ezine article on the Frigid Region was not about you

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Jose Alves writes:

Man: Dear, please dont go to your mama home!
I promess that Ill finish the one hundred articles, and I will go shpping with you !

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:41 AM

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Sally K writes:

But honey, my hands never left the keyboard!

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:46 AM

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Budi Waluyo writes:

Mam, would you please not to return home too late. I have to finish the 100 articles challenge.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 10:50 AM

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Budi Waluyo writes:

You’ve never touched me, let me go away. Just marry your articles.

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Brian Lucas writes:

Don’t be like that. When I said it was this big I was talking about my article.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 11:05 AM

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Keith Lutz writes:

That was my first thought too. Sic minds flock together.

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OK I promise no more dumb blonde jokes.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 11:06 AM

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Marcus Weems writes:

[All Bold & All Caps]

#$%&* PLAY—GERR—-EYES!!! WHO…..ME????

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 11:16 AM

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Kurt writes:

I didn’t know that was supposed to be a private story!

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 11:28 AM

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shipra writes:

sorry wifey.today i’ll cook your favourite food.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 11:29 AM

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Keith Lutz writes:

What? You could wear red so we can match!

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 12:04 PM

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Matt Uzzetta writes:

Wife: If you’re such a good author, why don’t you read? It wasn’t lip balm; it said, “HEMORRHOID CREAM.”

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Yuppy writes:

…and that’s how I ended up at the strip club. Honest.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 12:11 PM

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fran white writes:

But I was looking at your eyes when I was talking to you…

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 12:12 PM

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Ryan writes:

But honey, I know the grass needs cut but just wait till I write a thousand articles and we’ll be able to afford to hire someone!

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“Damn it! Finish your articles first…and then ask me for a date! Off my back!”

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 12:18 PM

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chris swain writes:

People love to laugh. So when you’re done sending us your caption, why not weave a little humor into your next set of original articles? Your readers will appreciate the breath of fresh air. i do agree with that too this is good article great stuff.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 12:23 PM

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Keith Lutz writes:

You know Honey, it’s not always about the size of your article!

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 12:25 PM

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aamedya writes:

I want to make HIM happy, so that’s why I’m thinking twice

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 12:26 PM

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Rachael writes:

But Honey I’m only two articles away from getting my mug!

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 2:37 PM

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Grazina writes:

I know it’s a big party sweetheart but the invitation said “Black Tie Optional”!

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 3:14 PM

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Glennette writes:

Sweetie, it’s just a bio box. It’s my call to action and they don’t care that I have a wife.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 3:15 PM

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Angela Linton writes:

But Honey I simply said that I need to refine my niche and not that you look like you need a lot more sleep.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 3:42 PM

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Why didn’t you tell me your mother was on the line

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 3:51 PM

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Cathy Chapman writes:

But, Honey, I only need 5 more mugs for a matched set.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 4:03 PM

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Victor writes:

“Just 1 More Article, I Promise!”

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 4:09 PM

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Joqtan writes:

“What’s Wrong With my T-Shirt?”

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 4:13 PM

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Rachael writes:

But honey, you know that you can’t have four keyword anchor text with a 300 word article!

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 4:19 PM

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Rachael writes:

But honey I’m just two articles away from finally getting my mug!

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 4:20 PM

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Kirk E writes:

“But hunny, this isn’t that big!”

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 5:21 PM

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angela stokes writes:

Husband:” Honey, I swear I was doing undercover work for EzineArticles!”
Wife: “You were under the covers all right!”

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 6:02 PM

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Isha writes:

Wait – wait – if I hadn’t said I was Chris Knight you’d never have agreed to meet me!

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 6:11 PM

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;-)

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Leon Noone writes:

But Dorothy…I didn’t say that there wasn’t a rainbow…but you were only a kid at the time…

Leon Noone

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 6:14 PM

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Rosis writes:

Honey,don’t left me lonely,I will accompany you all day after I finished my last article.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 7:46 PM

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Mai writes:

Opportunity and challenge

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 7:54 PM

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Sophie Fox writes:

But Honey, wait! I won’t make you proofread any more of my EzineArticles. Just tell me if this last part sounds right…

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 8:14 PM

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Dennis Darger writes:

Ok! OK! I came out from under the bed. Now What!

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 8:41 PM

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Ron writes:

Wait! It’s not about YOU, per se. It’s fiction!

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 9:23 PM

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Andrew Wilkie writes:

But Honey, My bio box really is that big.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 9:48 PM

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Andrew Wilkie writes:

But Honey, That really is my resource box.

Comment provided May 4, 2010 at 9:50 PM

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Rajagopalan writes:

Honey, I swear my wearing this T-shirt is not intentional…it is the dress code for writing these 100 articles…! I am sorry!

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 2:09 AM

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Jaden J Jones writes:

Honey, I don’t mean to steal your draft articles and submit it under my EzineArticles account. I promise that I’ll give you the #HAHD Mouse Pad after I’ve won the #HAHD 4 contest.

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 2:23 AM

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OK OK OK! I’ll get your an EzineArticles T Shirt TOO!

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 6:40 AM

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Dennis Darger writes:

Ok! OK! I’ll come out from under the bed! Now What?

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 8:14 AM

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Jake Coolman writes:

Honestly! You said you wanted a responsible person to write that article for you, and since you keep telling me that I am responsible for all your problems who would be a better choise?

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 8:24 AM

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Shirley Hayes writes:

“Dude I don’t care if your real name is Twitter…STOP FOLLOWING ME!”

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 9:29 AM

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Andrea Johnson writes:

Cummon Babe, when I wrote that article I was not referring to YOUR hips and thighs!

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 9:54 AM

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Jeff Herring writes:

“Baby if you stay, I promise I’ll only write 5 articles a day!”

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 10:58 AM

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Sue Kramss writes:

Martha honey, I’m sorry if in my article “Martha and Martha” I mistook your souffle for a cheese blintz!

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Jeff R writes:

When you told me about your ‘problem’, you never said that I couldn’t publish it in an article!

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 12:08 PM

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Beamer writes:

Honey, wait! I swear there’s nobody else! Louise is my PEN name!

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 12:26 PM

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All I said was “the flies got together and fixed the holes in our kitchen screen door?

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 12:47 PM

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You do use the smoke alarm for your oven timer.

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 12:52 PM

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Dusty writes:

But baby, I was writing about ‘manboobs’…..

Seriously….it’s a big issue!

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 2:34 PM

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Vaneska Adams writes:

Honey, I thought you’d love a copy of my recent published article as a 10 year anniversary present.

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Mary Bradford writes:

So what have I done this time?

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Robert Britt writes:

I said “Rich – Keyword Rich”. I’m sorry if you heard something different. “

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 4:57 PM

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Sue Kramss writes:

Martha, I’m sorry! I didn’t reaalize that in my article “Martha and Martha” it was a souffle and not a cheese blintz!

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MARIA PAKINSON writes:

But I’ve just become an Ezines expert author on menopause, why won’t you listen to me?

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Oghenero Otite writes:

What do you mean “have my articles for lunch.”

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Tamsyn writes:

“Was it something I wrote?”

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Oghenero Otite writes:

What do you mean, I lied to your mum! I am an internationally acclaimed author with five major awards aren’t I?

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You did not, you told me first in reverse then open the garage door.

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 7:02 PM

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If it is not suppose to hit retaining wall why does it have a bumper

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 7:04 PM

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Why did you leave your clubs behind the car?

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 7:10 PM

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I have the credit card I won’t need any money

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 7:11 PM

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Yes the car is locked and I left the keys in it so no one could steal them.

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 7:14 PM

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Oghenero Otite writes:

I can’t come to your mum and dad’s wedding anniversary party dressed like this? Honey this shirt is PRICELESS.

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Bev Malzard writes:

Honey, yes, your blog does look big in this. Sorry, but you asked!

Comment provided May 5, 2010 at 7:27 PM

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Oghenero Otite writes:

Wife: Quit calling yourself a twelve time nominee!

Husband: I was always nominated, wasn’t I? With my name appearing on the main page each time I entered the challenge competition, what else can I call myself?

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Michelle Arpin writes:

But honey, Blond Jokes Made Easy is not SUPPOSED to be funny. Why else would I have put it in the SELF HELP catagory?

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MARIA PAKINSON writes:

But I’ve just become an Ezine Ezpert Author on Menopause! Why won’t you listen to me?

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Maria Parkinson writes:

Spelling correction

But I’ve just become an Ezine Expert Author on Menopause! Why won’t you listen to me?

Comment provided May 6, 2010 at 7:07 AM

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Michelle Arpin writes:

(Expert author’s spelling correction)

But honey, Blond Jokes Made Easy is not SUPPOSED to be funny. Why else would I have put it in the SELF HELP category?

Comment provided May 6, 2010 at 8:59 AM

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Craig White writes:

Honest Honey, My article is about the”X” generation and I was just using those sites for research.

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Julian Hooks writes:

“Wasting my time!?!? This is a real job…”

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At least I left the part about your gastrointestinal side effects out of the article!

Comment provided May 6, 2010 at 6:29 PM

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bhaskar writes:

Give me a sec and let me help u miss. U can turn urself into master writer with few tips.

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Gee honey, I didn’t mean to flash your new boobs all over the internet

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Budi Waluyo writes:

Let me leave. I’m not more precious than your articles.

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Phillip Emerson writes:

Honest honey all those women were calling to tell me how much they enjoyed my articles at EzineArticles.com

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Mel Hardman writes:

“You don’t believe it’s a headache!” You’ll see!

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John Howlett writes:

I poked you – and youre complaining !

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Why should I stop just because it is flat?

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No poker tonight you are taking me and mama to bingo

Comment provided May 10, 2010 at 10:52 AM

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I think these entries were hilarious, but, of course mine was the best!!!!

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Sara writes:

difficult thing with the women

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Joe Brozniak writes:

Well honey, I’m a writer! How could you believe it was really this big?

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Jan writes:

“Argh… Honey, I’m this close to being an Expert”

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Marc Gaensslen writes:

“…but I swear to take off this shirt when the 100 days are over!”

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We are so curious as to which made you laugh the most. :-)

Comment provided May 10, 2010 at 5:16 PM

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We’ll be announcing our favorite(s) a little later today. :)

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Marcus Baker writes:

“Honestly Mervin, you have no clue how much I spent on that private detective and all you were doing was becoming an expert author?”

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Per-Erik Olsen writes:

“But darling, I told you it was my EZINE article that was this long!”

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MJ Schrader writes:

But honey, I didn’t forget our anniversary! I was writing articles about anniversaries.

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Cheryl G Burke writes:

“But I DO love You more than my keyboard!”

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Phillip Emerson writes:

Honey all those women were just calling to say they loved my “how to keep a woman happy” article.

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Robert Britt writes:

Serously, you get a more targeted audience when your title is this long!

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Robert Britt writes:

or possibly seriously.. ex

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WE’VE CHOSEN A WINNER!

Winning Caption:
• “Honey, I swear that article on “How to Deal with a Nag” was purely fictional and based on what I’ve heard from other guys who have one of THOSE kind of wives … you do believe me, right Sweetie?” – Kathy Hauser

Honorable Mentions:
• “Sweetheart, I only write to help other people ‘Get Their Ex Back’ …” – Joyanna Winslow Deschaine
• “But Honey, I’m only two articles away from getting my mug!” – Rachael
• “But honey, you know that you can’t have four keyword anchor text with a 300 word article!” – Rachael

EzineArticles Team Favorite:
• “Wait – wait – if I hadn’t said I was Chris Knight you’d never have agreed to meet me!” – Isha

Comment provided May 11, 2010 at 3:59 PM

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bestmommy writes:

That’s me! OMG! Thanks Marc! Looking forward to receiving my prize!

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Isha writes:

Wow – thank you EzineArticles Team!! I’m so thrilled :-)

http://blog.EzineArticles.com/2010/05/cartoon-caption-contest.html#comment-40238

Comment provided May 11, 2010 at 6:01 PM

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bestmommy writes:

I just wanted to say “Thank You” again for choosing my caption and for sending the mug so quickly…it arrived in today’s mail and I love it!!!

Comment provided May 18, 2010 at 8:21 PM

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It would be wonderful to see a photo! (hint, hint)

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bestmommy writes:

Hi Marc,
I’m not sure how to post a photo here in the comments but I did include a photo of the mug in a recent blogpost here:

http://ehowarticlesbybestmommy.blogspot.com/2010/05/my-ezine-articles-prize-mug-arrived.html

Thanks again for my prize!
Kathy

Comment provided May 22, 2010 at 8:54 AM

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You don’t believe it’s a headache

Comment provided December 14, 2010 at 6:49 AM

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