Give This Cartoon a Caption

Time for some pointless Father’s Day fun!Provide Your Funniest EzineArticles-Related Caption!

You’ve probably noticed that this cartoon has no caption. We need your help in coming up with the perfect one. Submit a funny EzineArticles-related caption via “Comments” and in one week we’ll pick our favorite.

If yours is selected, you’ll not only receive the accolades and adulation of the EzineArticles community, you’ll also receive this fine EzineArticles mouse pad.
EzineArticles Mouse Pad
Plus, we’ll recognize your accomplishment in a future blog entry.

So get your thinking cap on and submit your best caption in the comments (one per customer, please). Maybe you’ll become the proud owner of a useful, yet stylish, EzineArticles mouse pad!

Oh, and keep submitting those articles! =)

62 Comments »


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Audrey writes:

Oh no, we’ve found a town without an EzineArticles.com author!!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 11:38 AM

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frank writes:

Caption: Can you hear me know?

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 11:54 AM

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frank writes:

This is what I get for using a cheap cell phone carrier.

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 11:56 AM

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CKEZA! YOU HAVE REJECTED MY ARTICLES FOR THE LAST TIME! Muahhhahahahaha!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 12:44 PM

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J.J. Yong writes:

Gosh, looks like we have to clear up this mess – thanks to EzineArticles.com’s rejected articles!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 12:44 PM

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J.J. Yong writes:

Gosh, looks like we have to clear up this mess – thanks to EzineArticles.com’s rejected articles!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 12:44 PM

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judy stevens writes:

zwebliobz werp…fooey, they say my weight loss article needs to help “humans” and not aliens!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 1:55 PM

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Ed Beaumont writes:

Figures. No one at the help desk AGAIN!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 2:38 PM

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wd baker writes:

free wi fi my butt, do you have to be sitting on it for it to work?

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 3:37 PM

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Nancy Oeltjen writes:

I’m not done with you Yet.

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 3:40 PM

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Lee Bailey writes:

Report back to the mothership, we have found the source of all these articles!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 4:04 PM

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Rachel Agheyisi writes:

If we have to launch a space mission to fix your article, we reject. End of story.

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 4:09 PM

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Willox Perez writes:

Oh No! Where did all my articles go?

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 4:27 PM

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Tom Wieczorek writes:

“I don’t need directions! I know EXACTLY where I’m going!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 4:56 PM

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Don Aronson writes:

Wow! EzineArticles accepted our articles and now want us to send some more…and I was hoping to go back home!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 4:59 PM

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Cathy Perkins writes:

I knew this wouldn’t help us figure out where this EzineArticles author lives. What a waste of Chris’s money!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 6:29 PM

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Audrey Lindsey writes:

You have rejected my informative article for the LAST TIME, Ezine! It is very important that people know how to properly do the moon dance- I will now program you for automatic acceptance. The Ezine world is MINE!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 6:56 PM

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eeny, meeny, miney, mo. . . .we’re trying to figure out where to go!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 7:19 PM

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Gerry Faehrmann writes:

CJ from Article Writing News wins hands down!

There’s no way anybody could do an evil laugh like that!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 7:22 PM

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Give This Cartoon a Caption

Terrible secret was leaked!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 7:37 PM

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Beverly Boisen writes:

Look, the thing on my mind at the moment is” where the heck is this place anyway?”
At ezines.com?

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 7:57 PM

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Ellen writes:

Now, I have some very good rebuttal for the late night television shows debate, there really is intelligent life on this planet. It is E-Zine @rticles!

Comment provided June 21, 2009 at 9:13 PM

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You have rejected my articles once too many times, EzineArticles. Now you perish, along with all the other authors!

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 1:58 AM

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Ezine article quality passes toughest probe

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 2:28 AM

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EzineArticles alienated for being superior

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 2:40 AM

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Arun Chitnis writes:

My findings so far show little signs of intelligence down there. The normal thought process has been replaced by something called EzineArticles.

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 3:12 AM

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“Hey Ezine Author, we’ve scanned your expertise! Come over, our planet allows unlimited cosmic links in your articles!”

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 7:11 AM

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Norma Hickox writes:

I don’t know – what do you think it is?

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 8:36 AM

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Dawn Tan writes:

Caption:

“Calling all EzineArticles Authors… Can you hear me?”

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 8:49 AM

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Ron Martin writes:

So many repeat bad article submitters … so little time.

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 10:17 AM

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larry fratis writes:

“On second thought, I don’ think so!”

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 10:25 AM

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“Outsource, outsource! I thought this was America, this guy sounds like he is from India… ‘Sorry, repeat that please.'”

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 10:59 AM

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Leann writes:

Nice digs! Gotta write about this on MySpace…

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 11:40 AM

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fran lewis writes:

Looks like I’m Lost Again: Thought I was a the New Mall shopping for a new GPS. Looks like I’m on a strange planet

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 12:43 PM

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Jim writes:

“Can You Hear Me Now.”

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 12:57 PM

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In the year 3000 … EzineArticles introduces their new project manager to planet Earth!

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 7:01 PM

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Copper Castings writes:

Ezine article quality passes toughest probe.

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 8:22 PM

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Savitha writes:

Hi down there, I’m single and ready to mingle!

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 9:29 PM

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Asher Awesome writes:

“I’ll dominate the earth with my advanced articles generated with technology in their primitive language” – Software generated articles don’t read well for humans

Something along that line =)

Asher

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 9:56 PM

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Lynnie Davis writes:

That right there is where my Great Grandaddy is buried…Roswell, New Mexico. Even though he’s dead I noticed he recently wrote for EzineArticles claiming he’s alive and well and living at Patterson AFB in Ohio.

Comment provided June 22, 2009 at 11:21 PM

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Lance Winslow writes:

“Where is that Iranian Twitter Uplink, I need more information to finish my 100th article!”

Comment provided June 23, 2009 at 12:07 AM

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Dave Harris writes:

“For the last time, no, I do NOT want fries with that!”

Comment provided June 23, 2009 at 4:29 AM

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Jeff Herring writes:

“PEOPLE OF EARTH! – We are from planet BELTAR! We demand all of your great quality articles by midnight tonight or we will set our phasers to Permanent Writer’s Block.”

Comment provided June 23, 2009 at 5:24 AM

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David Quimby writes:

I found the write EzineArticle

Comment provided June 23, 2009 at 5:42 AM

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Arvind writes:

I’m trying to reach out to as many fathers as I can with EzineArticles…for a united Global Father’s Day Mission! Grrrr…. where are our kids?

Comment provided June 23, 2009 at 6:01 AM

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James Connollt writes:

Oh, Supreme One, what is Blog?

Comment provided June 23, 2009 at 8:49 AM

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Philip Robinson writes:

Holy Moly! Those Ezinearticle editors accepted my article.

Comment provided June 23, 2009 at 8:59 AM

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Oh No ! You Didn’t Loose The Whole Thing … Again ?!?

Comment provided June 23, 2009 at 9:14 AM

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I have scanned this planets communications and all I can find are these EzineArticles. There is no intelligent life here.

Comment provided June 23, 2009 at 11:04 AM

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Laura Lynn writes:

Arg, you would think it would be a universal law,
no topless sunbathing after age 75!!!!!

Comment provided June 23, 2009 at 7:32 PM

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Jeffrey writes:

An EZINE Article floating on the Ocean. MUST READ fast. But I hate to Swim, nor getting wet. Better use my Article Reading powers…

Comment provided June 23, 2009 at 9:18 PM

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Tommy Coates writes:

I should be zapping ezines instead of the “Bridge To nowhere”.

Comment provided June 24, 2009 at 1:18 AM

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“EEK – Brother Gore better work on this spot”

Comment provided June 24, 2009 at 9:43 AM

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Jette writes:

At last, reliable laser hair removal at home!

Comment provided June 24, 2009 at 12:24 PM

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Herb writes:

Reporting that 70% of this planet is covered by water. The rest has no intelligent life form.

Comment provided June 24, 2009 at 1:17 PM

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Remote auto save agent to home base…I hope we can see eye to eye on all current auto save procedures for EzineArticles.com I have developed…over!

Comment provided June 25, 2009 at 3:33 PM

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Michael Pomper writes:

We are doing so good with this global warming, we’ll all be able to go swimming soon.

Comment provided June 26, 2009 at 11:07 AM

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John M Locke writes:

What’s with the kid on the roof?

Comment provided June 28, 2009 at 4:44 AM

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Maria Thomas writes:

I thought you meant kill the deadline!

Comment provided June 28, 2009 at 9:46 AM

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Michael Pomper writes:

Top Caption: The inter-galactic collection agency.
Balloon: Yes sir, I found them but they say they can’t pay us anymore, they gave all their money to China.

Comment provided June 28, 2009 at 10:34 AM

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Marc writes:

AND THE WINNER IS…

Thanks to all who submitted a cartoon caption!

After much deliberation and hours of soul-searching, we’ve chosen Ron Martin’s caption as our winner:

‘So many repeat bad article submitters so little time.’

Ron, you’ll be receiving one of our highly-coveted EzineArticles mouse pads along with a few other goodies. You’ll also see your caption featured with this cartoon in a future blog post.

(2) Honorable Mentions go to:

– Lance Winslow – ‘Where is that Iranian Twitter Uplink, I need more information to finish my 100th article!’

– CJ from Article Writing News -‘CKEZA! YOU HAVE REJECTED MY ARTICLES FOR THE LAST TIME! Muahhhahahahaha!’

Comment provided June 29, 2009 at 2:29 PM

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Susan Burns writes:

Is it just me, or is Google Earth 3d a bit extreme.

Comment provided August 4, 2010 at 5:19 AM

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