“Why the long face? Just correct the mistakes and we`ll take another look at your article.”

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“But I can’t. Your’s would be the third link in my resource box”

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“OK. OK. I’ll submit your articles for you. But you’re gonna have to do it next time!”

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But you must have A Premium Membership to do that!

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Just let me get one more article in… then I’m all yours.

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Ok 10 more articles written and you won’t have to bungle in the jungle buddy

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“Next sentence, please?”

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Not now. I’m busy writing my ezinearticles.com article.

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“You can turn that frown into a smile by posting your articles on EzineArticles.com so the whole world can see.”

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your PC is frozen and you would like to use my
Mac to check your email?

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“Why, yes, all the banks are solvent. Which one would you like to buy?”

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It has no category for “Cannibalism”. Let me submit your articles under “Health-Weight Loss” category.

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I’m running out of ideas and thought you could give me a unique take on herbal supplements

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“Who are you? You are not one of my keywords! I am already dense with them. Please vanish!”

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Aren’t you done yet with your EzineArticles and dismiss me on your imagination? It’s already humiliating!

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Today is the best day to even think about writing an article
My head is pounding

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Today is NOT the best day to write an article.
My heading is POUNDING!

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This expert article reveals the top 3 reasons why ex-CEOs always get voted off the island first, despite their extreme wealth and misfortune.

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The man sat down says, “well i’ve heard of a chip on your shoulder but that’s just starchy behaviour man.”

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No! You don’t need a human sacrifice for the Sart Up ritual!

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Perhaps our articles would be read more frequently if we changed our category from “One armed potato heads”

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Not now! When I am finished you can put a curse on the editors at EzineArticles .

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“I’m doing a piece on Unmasking Exotic Places and People. What can you tell about the real you?”

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The solution to your problem is that you don’t have a link for your web site in your resource box

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We have an ezine articles newsletter sent out to you a couple of times a week so you don’t need article writing tips for dummies

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What do you mean there’s a problem with this article? I really am the original author!

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‘Dear EzineArticles – 5 items you should never throw into a live volcano – Item 1: giant popcorn seeds … ‘

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” We’re all out of positions for the head shrink business. “

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You can make a ragout using only ears..

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“It’s Christopher Knight from EzineArticles. He says, “google maps found you. Your vacation is over and you had better get home now, Jackson!”

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“Are you Obama’s brother-in-law from his birthplace museum in Kenya, I’d sure like to use you in my “interview template” if you are?”

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I told you that becoming a witch doctor would give you a big head!

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“I don’t Care Doc, Gotta get this article Out, Now.”

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DUDE…..You could’ve gotten a Dell !!

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I’ll try, but I don’t think even photoshop is going to make a difference.

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“I’m Bill Kurtis, and I just found ezinearticles.com”

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“The tribe has spoken. It’s time for you to leave, you’re too stupid to be on the Internet.”

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Arthur confides in his instant message to Martha:
“Geez, I didn’t know they even knew about Mister Potato Head way out here. I told you Junior was lying about throwing his toys overboard on our last vacation!”

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Sorry, your content is not original.

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When are you going to announce the winner?

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OF course this is for EzineArticles…i’m a premium member!

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Honey, I am almost finish with the article, thanks for helping with the creative juices.

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No we cannot switch places, my computer, my desk, my dream…I get to write the articles.

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Edward,

We’re giving everybody a week to submit their caption. We’ll make the announcement of the chosen winner on May 18th in the comments and share the cartoon with its new caption in the blog sometime in the near future.

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Technical support, I presume?

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I don’t understand why my Ezine Article was rejected… Ezine editors, “all the writing in the article was my own ab-ORIGINAL content!”

writeasrain.wordpress.com

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I’ve searched all day and can’t find a single article on how to get rid of a potato head.

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Yes Facebook is good, but EzineArticles.com is better. And besides, you don’t have to wear a dress at Ezine Articles.

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The wifi’s gone out again. Who do we have left to sacrifice?

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Hi,
I am writing an article on mashed potatoes. Do you think we could get our heads together and come up with something?

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“Why the Long Face”? I said I’d email your article to them after you’ve been sacrificed to the “EzineArticles” god!

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So….are you going to publish under cooking or …?

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Awesome! Thanks to Ezines ‘new’ keyword automation feature, double-checking the spelling of my local keywords won’t be such a problem anymore!

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“OMG I can’t believe you’re not on Twitter!”

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Thanks, but not thanks, I need an Idea Warrior not a Jungle Warrior to finish the #HAHD. By the way, anything new here in the Jungle?

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Ok, so you think if you put on this mask that no one will figure out it was you that pissed off the Gods and made the mountain blowup?

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“What am I doing? I’m writing on the Internet to save your trees!”

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I told you the “do it yourself” plastic surgery kit was a bad idea, didn’t I???

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This would not have happened if you used an e-zine “do it yourself plastic surgery” article instead of the other site’s.

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“No! I don’t know where the Rest Room is!”

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“Not now mother, I’m carving my article up into smaller pieces
that people can more easily digest.”

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Rules are rules! Shirt and shoes are required to work for Geek Squad.

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AND THE WINNER IS…

Thanks to all who submitted a cartoon caption! The number and quality of responses exceeded our expectations – and many were genuinely funny!

After much deliberation and hours of soul-searching, we’ve chosen Jan Ferrante’s (a.k.a. The Queen of Kaos) caption as our winner:

“Just let me get one more article in… then I’m all yours.”

Jan, you’ll be receiving one of our highly-coveted EzineArticles mouse pads along with a few other goodies. You’ll also see your caption featured with this cartoon in a future blog post.

(2) Honorable Mentions go to:

- April McCallum – “Not now mother, I’m carving my article up into smaller pieces that people can more easily digest.”

- Rainne Rae – “No we cannot switch places, my computer, my desk, my dream…I get to write the articles.”

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Thank you!!!

I almost fell off of my chair when I read the announcement and then went screaming through the house to tell every body of course.

I’ve really been enjoying the captions that everyone has been sending in, I’ve read every one. There are so many great ones I really wasn’t expecting to win.

I think that it would be fun to do more of this in the future :0)

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Thank you EzineArticles for the Honorable Mention for the Cartoon Captioning contest, and to Mr. King for the cartoons!
It was fun to “play” and to read the other entries.

Go Jan!

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Hey, I missed this by 1 day!!! Geez, I’d have loved to submit some captions too. Are you gonna have more contests like this soon?

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Congratulations to Jan for winning, and to those with `mentions.` It was a good contest.

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Pallavi,

Considering the positive response we received from this caption contest, I think it’s safe to say you’ll see more in the near future.

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Doc what are you trying to sell

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“Unfortunately, ‘Booga Booga’ is showing up as a mispelled word, can you think of a synonym?”

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