Give This Cartoon a Caption

Today we’ve decided to do something a little out of the ordinary in the blog… have some pointless fun!Provide Your Funniest EzineArticles-Related Caption!

You’ve probably noticed that this cartoon has no caption. We need your help in coming up with the perfect one. Submit a funny EzineArticles-related caption via “Comments” and in one week we’ll pick our favorite.

If yours is selected, you’ll not only receive the accolades and adulation of the EzineArticles community, you’ll also receive this fine EzineArticles mouse pad.
EzineArticles Mouse Pad
Plus, we’ll recognize your accomplishment in a future blog entry.

So get your thinking cap on and submit your best caption in the comments (one per customer, please). Maybe you’ll become the proud owner of a useful, yet stylish, EzineArticles mouse pad!

Oh, and keep submitting those articles! =)

70 Comments »


1
Geoff writes:

“Why the long face? Just correct the mistakes and we`ll take another look at your article.”

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 10:19 AM

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Jim McDowell writes:

“But I can’t. Your’s would be the third link in my resource box”

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 12:33 PM

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Edward writes:

“OK. OK. I’ll submit your articles for you. But you’re gonna have to do it next time!”

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 1:53 PM

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Buck writes:

But you must have A Premium Membership to do that!

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 6:02 PM

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Just let me get one more article in… then I’m all yours.

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 6:46 PM

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Rob Metras writes:

Ok 10 more articles written and you won’t have to bungle in the jungle buddy

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 6:48 PM

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Patti McMann writes:

“Next sentence, please?”

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 6:54 PM

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MaryJo writes:

Not now. I’m busy writing my EzineArticles.com article.

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 7:05 PM

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Ed Bagley writes:

“You can turn that frown into a smile by posting your articles on EzineArticles.com so the whole world can see.”

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 8:49 PM

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Joe Ciccone writes:

your PC is frozen and you would like to use my
Mac to check your email?

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 8:51 PM

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thomas wiseman writes:

“Why, yes, all the banks are solvent. Which one would you like to buy?”

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 9:05 PM

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J.J. Yong writes:

It has no category for “Cannibalism”. Let me submit your articles under “Health-Weight Loss” category.

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 10:21 PM

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Priya Shah writes:

I’m running out of ideas and thought you could give me a unique take on herbal supplements

Comment provided May 10, 2009 at 11:19 PM

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“Who are you? You are not one of my keywords! I am already dense with them. Please vanish!”

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 1:27 AM

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Nylram writes:

Aren’t you done yet with your EzineArticles and dismiss me on your imagination? It’s already humiliating!

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 2:54 AM

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Beverly Boisen writes:

Today is the best day to even think about writing an article
My head is pounding

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 6:38 AM

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Beverly Boisen writes:

Today is NOT the best day to write an article.
My heading is POUNDING!

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 6:42 AM

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Terry Allison writes:

This expert article reveals the top 3 reasons why ex-CEOs always get voted off the island first, despite their extreme wealth and misfortune.

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 7:01 AM

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Jackie Reynolds writes:

The man sat down says, “well i’ve heard of a chip on your shoulder but that’s just starchy behaviour man.”

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 7:44 AM

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gamini writes:

No! You don’t need a human sacrifice for the Sart Up ritual!

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 8:20 AM

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Ian D Smith writes:

Perhaps our articles would be read more frequently if we changed our category from “One armed potato heads”

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 9:56 AM

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Ragspur writes:

Not now! When I am finished you can put a curse on the editors at EzineArticles.

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 10:18 AM

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“I’m doing a piece on Unmasking Exotic Places and People. What can you tell about the real you?”

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 10:23 AM

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Gaylena Collins writes:

The solution to your problem is that you don’t have a link for your web site in your resource box

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 10:25 AM

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Gaylena Collins writes:

We have an EzineArticles newsletter sent out to you a couple of times a week so you don’t need article writing tips for dummies

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 10:26 AM

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DeAnna Troupe writes:

What do you mean there’s a problem with this article? I really am the original author!

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 11:19 AM

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Carl Harris writes:

‘Dear EzineArticles – 5 items you should never throw into a live volcano – Item 1: giant popcorn seeds … ‘

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 1:20 PM

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T Dunson writes:

” We’re all out of positions for the head shrink business. “

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 7:27 PM

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Boet Uys writes:

You can make a ragout using only ears..

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 8:18 PM

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“It’s Christopher Knight from EzineArticles. He says, “google maps found you. Your vacation is over and you had better get home now, Jackson!”

Comment provided May 11, 2009 at 8:47 PM

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Lance Winslow writes:

“Are you Obama’s brother-in-law from his birthplace museum in Kenya, I’d sure like to use you in my “interview template” if you are?”

Comment provided May 12, 2009 at 3:32 AM

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Sharon writes:

I told you that becoming a witch doctor would give you a big head!

Comment provided May 12, 2009 at 7:09 AM

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“I don’t Care Doc, Gotta get this article Out, Now.”

Comment provided May 12, 2009 at 7:48 AM

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Marla writes:

DUDE…..You could’ve gotten a Dell !!

Comment provided May 12, 2009 at 8:07 AM

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Dick Beeson writes:

I’ll try, but I don’t think even photoshop is going to make a difference.

Comment provided May 12, 2009 at 8:23 AM

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Jim Goolsby writes:

“I’m Bill Kurtis, and I just found EzineArticles.com”

Comment provided May 12, 2009 at 8:31 AM

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Jeff Herring writes:

“The tribe has spoken. It’s time for you to leave, you’re too stupid to be on the Internet.”

Comment provided May 12, 2009 at 12:17 PM

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elena peckham writes:

Arthur confides in his instant message to Martha:
“Geez, I didn’t know they even knew about Mister Potato Head way out here. I told you Junior was lying about throwing his toys overboard on our last vacation!”

Comment provided May 12, 2009 at 3:59 PM

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Sorry, your content is not original.

Comment provided May 12, 2009 at 4:48 PM

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Edward Weiss writes:

When are you going to announce the winner?

Comment provided May 12, 2009 at 8:41 PM

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wanda writes:

OF course this is for EzineArticles…i’m a premium member!

Comment provided May 12, 2009 at 9:15 PM

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Rainne Rae writes:

Honey, I am almost finish with the article, thanks for helping with the creative juices.

Comment provided May 13, 2009 at 5:20 AM

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Rainne Rae writes:

No we cannot switch places, my computer, my desk, my dream…I get to write the articles.

Comment provided May 13, 2009 at 5:25 AM

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Marc writes:

Edward,

We’re giving everybody a week to submit their caption. We’ll make the announcement of the chosen winner on May 18th in the comments and share the cartoon with its new caption in the blog sometime in the near future.

Comment provided May 13, 2009 at 8:57 AM

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Lisa Almeida writes:

Technical support, I presume?

Comment provided May 13, 2009 at 3:45 PM

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writeasrain writes:

I don’t understand why my Ezine Article was rejected… Ezine editors, “all the writing in the article was my own ab-ORIGINAL content!”

writeasrain.wordpress.com

Comment provided May 13, 2009 at 3:58 PM

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Jane writes:

I’ve searched all day and can’t find a single article on how to get rid of a potato head.

Comment provided May 13, 2009 at 4:08 PM

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Yes Facebook is good, but EzineArticles.com is better. And besides, you don’t have to wear a dress at EzineArticles.

Comment provided May 13, 2009 at 5:20 PM

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Drew Hutchison writes:

The wifi’s gone out again. Who do we have left to sacrifice?

Comment provided May 13, 2009 at 8:21 PM

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Mike Cairns writes:

Hi,
I am writing an article on mashed potatoes. Do you think we could get our heads together and come up with something?

Comment provided May 14, 2009 at 4:00 AM

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“Why the Long Face”? I said I’d email your article to them after you’ve been sacrificed to the “EzineArticles” god!

Comment provided May 14, 2009 at 12:17 PM

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Lewis Wells writes:

So….are you going to publish under cooking or …?

Comment provided May 14, 2009 at 5:19 PM

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robert nugent writes:

Awesome! Thanks to Ezines ‚¬new’ keyword automation feature, double-checking the spelling of my local keywords won’t be such a problem anymore!

Comment provided May 15, 2009 at 5:25 PM

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Jill Koenig writes:

“OMG I can’t believe you’re not on Twitter!”

Comment provided May 15, 2009 at 5:51 PM

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Thanks, but not thanks, I need an Idea Warrior not a Jungle Warrior to finish the #HAHD. By the way, anything new here in the Jungle?

Comment provided May 16, 2009 at 6:24 AM

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Pat writes:

Ok, so you think if you put on this mask that no one will figure out it was you that pissed off the Gods and made the mountain blowup?

Comment provided May 17, 2009 at 4:33 AM

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terryweber writes:

“What am I doing? I’m writing on the Internet to save your trees!”

Comment provided May 17, 2009 at 3:20 PM

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vicki B writes:

I told you the “do it yourself” plastic surgery kit was a bad idea, didn’t I???

Comment provided May 18, 2009 at 10:37 AM

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Keara writes:

This would not have happened if you used an e-zine “do it yourself plastic surgery” article instead of the other site’s.

Comment provided May 18, 2009 at 10:40 AM

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terryweber writes:

“No! I don’t know where the Rest Room is!”

Comment provided May 18, 2009 at 11:01 AM

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April McCallum writes:

‚¬“Not now mother, I’m carving my article up into smaller pieces
that people can more easily digest.‚¬

Comment provided May 18, 2009 at 12:56 PM

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Alex S writes:

Rules are rules! Shirt and shoes are required to work for Geek Squad.

Comment provided May 18, 2009 at 1:19 PM

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Marc writes:

AND THE WINNER IS…

Thanks to all who submitted a cartoon caption! The number and quality of responses exceeded our expectations – and many were genuinely funny!

After much deliberation and hours of soul-searching, we’ve chosen Jan Ferrante’s (a.k.a. The Queen of Kaos) caption as our winner:

“Just let me get one more article in! then I’m all yours.”

Jan, you’ll be receiving one of our highly-coveted EzineArticles mouse pads along with a few other goodies. You’ll also see your caption featured with this cartoon in a future blog post.

(2) Honorable Mentions go to:

– April McCallum – ‚¬“Not now mother, I’m carving my article up into smaller pieces that people can more easily digest.‚¬

– Rainne Rae – “No we cannot switch places, my computer, my desk, my dream!I get to write the articles.”

Comment provided May 18, 2009 at 3:53 PM

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Thank you!!!

I almost fell off of my chair when I read the announcement and then went screaming through the house to tell every body of course.

I’ve really been enjoying the captions that everyone has been sending in, I’ve read every one. There are so many great ones I really wasn’t expecting to win.

I think that it would be fun to do more of this in the future :0)

Comment provided May 18, 2009 at 4:19 PM

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April McCallum writes:

Thank you EzineArticles for the Honorable Mention for the Cartoon Captioning contest, and to Mr. King for the cartoons!
It was fun to “play” and to read the other entries.

Go Jan!

Comment provided May 18, 2009 at 6:48 PM

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Pallavi Pandit writes:

Hey, I missed this by 1 day!!! Geez, I’d have loved to submit some captions too. Are you gonna have more contests like this soon?

Comment provided May 18, 2009 at 11:43 PM

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Geoff writes:

Congratulations to Jan for winning, and to those with `mentions.` It was a good contest.

Comment provided May 19, 2009 at 1:33 AM

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Marc writes:

Pallavi,

Considering the positive response we received from this caption contest, I think it’s safe to say you’ll see more in the near future.

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Russ writes:

Doc what are you trying to sell

Comment provided May 19, 2009 at 7:00 PM

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Lance Winslow writes:

“Unfortunately, ‘Booga Booga’ is showing up as a mispelled word, can you think of a synonym?”

Comment provided May 21, 2009 at 9:14 PM

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